Author | Guo Enyi
Good evening friends
Eye is about to end this year
The last wave of happy sources
Those ordinary people from us
Thank you
Make my 2021 full of laughter
Not much to say, laugh!
Anhui
Before the drunk driving man was detained
Come on the cup of five cups of milk tea
Leave a message: Please be detained if you are slow as soon as possible
Takeaway brother: Rest assured brother,
No place I can’t get in
Suzhou, Jiangsu
The man cried on the road and begged the police to detention:
My daughter said 800 minus 700 equals 900
Netizen: I am the same
I want to throw my first grade daughter
But when I thought she remembered my phone number
Jiangxi Nanchang
The rich second generation is unwilling to be old
Catch on telecommunications fraud
The public security has repeatedly confirmed that the gang leader Fu Moumou’s family is strong
I feel that Guan’s parents want money and have no face
Choosing to get started in scams into scams
Netizen: The rich second generation is so “inspirational”
What else do you have to work hard?
Hubei Xiaogan
Men’s suspected fraud was arrested
After three days and three nights, he was awakened by the police
After the arrest, the man has been pretending to be dizzy
Insert a ureter, and the tattoos are motionless
Eventually because the police eat curry beef rice in front of his bed, it is too fragrant
I can’t help but wake up
Ningbo, Zhejiang
A resident encountered telephone fraud
The bank card is all transferred at 0.69 yuan
Netizen: Little harm, strong insulting sex
Wuhu, Anhui
Three squirrel executives sell the company’s waste carton
Selling 680,000 yuan
If the recovery price of a pound of carton is calculated between 0.6 yuan and 1 yuan
These two executives sold 342 tons to 580 tons of carton
Think about it is really an individual …
Netizen:
So is this a business war in the real world?
Shanghai Baoshan
The man drill into the shop late at night to theft
But because I was too fat, I couldn’t get out of the door
Feeling sleepy, he decided to sleep first
I didn’t expect to sleep, and was twisted by the clerk to the police station
The standard interprets what is called “Heart Width and Fat”
Yangzhou, Jiangsu
Aunt suspects the gas leakage in the home
Use lighter detection to trigger a fire
Gas pot: bombed by this wave of operation gas
Netizen: What is wrong with my aunt,
She just wants to take the opportunity to testify
Changsha, Hunan
After the dog is sterilized, for three consecutive months
Go to the door of the pet hospital every day to scold the street
The doctor once apologized, but the dog refused to accept
It turns out that the doctor and patient relationship of veterinarians are so nervous
Shandong Jinan
The bird hit the glass that just wipes clean
Leave a complete portrait
Bird: Are you funny? Exchanged
Shenyang, Liaoning
The man went to the anorectal hospital to find the strange flag
The doctor “Yao Wuyangwei” hangs it at the gate
Netizen: Comrade Li Lihua who sent Jinqi, you died on the whole network
Qingdao, Shandong
The second brother accidentally dropped the high speed and motionless
The driver stopped the driver to take the opportunity to pick up the leak
Unexpectedly, the pig can only give up
He was fined 200 yuan for a traffic police for parking for illegal parking
Netizen: The pig is not picked up, and the money for buying pork has been put in
Henan
Students of heavy rain stagnation of colleges and universities have splashed water festivals
I was told at night:
The septic tank overflows, and there are feces in the water
Netizen: Young people are really dung
Xuzhou Jiangsu
The owner found that his dog couldn’t wake up in the morning
Discovery and control discovery-
Last night, the dog was pulled by a group of drunk Han
Holding hands and dancing for one night
Dog: You don’t know what I experienced last night …
Guangxi Hezhou
After the aunt’s retrograde was stopped
Take out “Old Driver Qualification Certificate”
The traffic police all laughed
The certificate was issued by the “Autumn Famous Mountain Car God Association”, and it was also stamped with a red chapter
The aunt said he spent 5,000 yuan for a certificate to apply for a certificate
If it weren’t for the traffic police, I didn’t know that I was deceived
Shandong Linyi
Eating charcoal pots in the room fainted, the man opened the door to breathe
As a result, my friend thought he drank too much
Pull it back to the house
A certain Chinese website
The hacker suspects the author’s novel is too bad
Invading its computer, he wrote 20,000 words and wrote 20,000 words
After the author retrieves the password
The hacker changed the outline and updated the new plot
I also explained why the reason for changing this way
The author said he was very moved and convinced
Still exposed online
Hacker gives your own intimacy:
“Don’t mess with the link on the mobile phone,
Be careful to be stolen again, fool! “
Inner Mongolia Tongliao
Men Blizzard walks 4 hours to my sister’s house for rice
When my sister opened the door, I thought it was a meal
Netizen: This is probably the difference between the artist and the name of Hua Zi, right?
F
The man found that the favorite prostitution point was blocked
Torn off the sealing strip under the anger
Subsequent: After being arrested by the police
He took the police to bring away another dens
In the end, it turned into a look of hate
Hohhot, Inner Mongolia
Male college students yawn to lower chin dislocation
After the bandage is tangled, it becomes a “fart”
Netizen: It is recommended to include a human expression award
Anhui Lixi
Brother Grandma hit someone to call his brother -in -law for help
Brother -in -law: You hit me!
Anhui Nanling
Because of the same sound as Wu Yifan’s name
After 00, Wu Yifan applied for renames successfully
Xiao Wu said
This name has brought great trouble for his work and life
Wu Yifan: Are you polite?
Beijing
Anesthesia after surgery did not wake up
Play with the air with the air
Netizen: This posture has been engraved in DNA
CCTV
Undercover reporters have become second -handed due to their performance
The treatment is much higher than the reporter
Reporter Lao K is to reveal a second -hand car trading platform
Come to a company as a sale
In order to better obtain evidence, he worked hard, and his performance continued to rise
From ordinary sales to the company’s “second hand”
There are more than a dozen younger brothers …
The director began to be unwilling to him
Netizen: If you do not accept the net anymore, you will acquire the company
foreign
Women feel tired when they wake up
Check supervision and control found that he was beaten by a cat for 4 hours
Netizen: Cats must be tired after 4 hours of playing
Reward it for some small fish dried
Jiangsu Changshu
After the woman was deceived 220,000
Take 8 months to make a scammer fall in love with himself
Because of distressing money, women and liar online love
The man flickering the man returns to the country to “go now” to complete the perfect anti -killing
Netizen: Sister to teach online dating in class, I am willing to spend money on class
Men want to enter the car to steal
I found a group of big men and stared at themselves with a stick
Urgent middle school students watched 110 surrender 110
“Come over and grab me, hurry up!”
Zhejiang Jinhua
Drunk men and dogs in the woods out of the woods
Police persuaded together
“Come up and get angry, not with the dog”
Finally, the man was injured by hand
Threatened to see that the police face no longer calculated with the dog
Netizen: I feel that this situation is more useful to persuade dogs
Dog: It’s not my first hand
Wuhan, Hubei
Fighting offender watch the police to play billiards
After praising the phrase “good fight”, the police recognized the capture
Police from get off work: Thank you, this “prisoner” is indeed pretty good
Chifeng, Inner Mongolia
The bride and groom of the bride because the epidemic did not arrive at the wedding scene
Remotely married 1000 kilometers away
Newcomer: It is a pity that I have not been able to attend my wedding
Guest: It seems to have attended a wedding
It seems to have a video conference on the field
Look at the eyes in 2021.
Under the epidemic
Many people feel that time seems to be stolen
Fortunately, life may not be easy
But it’s comedy everywhere
There are always people who are interpreting their own wonderful
friends
See you next year!
Suzhou, Jiangsu
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